Thursday, November 19, 2009

The 'Twilight' Hysteria

i just don't get it. i really don't.

the books are toilet paper written by a writer who can't write. vampires can't live in the daylight, that's rule number fucking one! these pieces of shit are blood-sucking disco balls, what the f is so mesmerizing about that???

and the 'movie' is flat out horrible. just... horrible.

all this frenzied excitement/creaming of pants over it confuses the hell out of me.

it makes me truly embarrassed to be an American.

i don't have kids, but if i did, the only time i'd consider child abuse is if mine were Twi-hards.


Twilight hysteria can go f itself in the ass.

although i bet it would like it.